ODD DAY in a rather amuseing way. First off, I woke up and went looking for my class, only to hear that my class was downtown at Harbour Center, which meant that, with 15 minutes till class started to make a 45 minute commute, i was going to be late... so rather then go I went to Mr. Sub and drowned my remorse (MISSED CLASS ON NOES) in honey mustard...

SPEAKING OF FOOD turns out there's also no summer meal plan, so I have NO CLUE how I'm going to budget for eating!!! So far I've just been grabbing some food at wherever when my fox starts to grumble... AND I SEE NO REASON why that won't continue to work *nods*

Then there was work, and the hobo who lives in the alley beside my work came in for his bi-monthly bannana split. We have no clue how this guy manages to get the money for a bannana split, but somehow he does, and today was one of those days, and I had the grand luck of serveing him. And this is what he said to me " I want a bannana split, and I want the whores and the motorboat too" and then he looked at me laughing, as if expecting me to find that last part funny. So I pretended to laugh and started to scoop his ice cream. But he kept talking about his bannana split, and the "whores and the motorboat" am I missing something with that line? Or am I just not in on dementia speak? Anyway, he was rather hilarious, if not exeedingly creepy.

Then there was Amelia. She's an idiot. We were makeing ice cream for customers and suddenly she asks "do butterflies have hearts?". She was damn serious about the question and i told her that she was creepy so she turned to the customer and asked them. Then she ended up having a full blown conversation about butterflies, then her multiple birthday parties, then I got in trouble because I was so distracted by her ability to layer on the stupid. Did I mention she goes to talk to the alley hobo on her breaks? And she asked him to go rock climbing with her. I can't decide whether or not she's retarded.

ANYWAY, that's my day in a can
GOOD DAY to you sirs